Monday, November 24, 2008

Disneyland



Soooo………i'm going to the Happiest Place on Earth on Wednesday, the day before Thanksgiving. Everyone should be happy for me, even if you don't want to be. Don't hate. I'm super excited and know that by then I will have minimal mucus. My favorite rides are…Indiana Jones, Space Mountain, the Haunted Mansion, the Jungle Cruise, Thunder Mountain, Splash Mountain (so many mountains, California's full of them), and the Matterhorn (another mountain, in fact it's the only ride that has a visible faux mountain, it just not in the name of the ride). My Mom kinda hates the Matterhorn but only because sometimes…when you're on the ride you feel as if whiplash is going to separate your head from the rest of your body, and if you get off the ride and realize that your neck suddenly doesn't feel right just walk it off. Go get yourself a churro or some fresh popcorn. Maybe take it easy on the next ride. Go for Mister Toad's Wild Ride (it's safer) where you get a glimpse of Hell. Or maybe the Alice in Wonderland ride where you feel like your tripping on acid, but you're not. It's just the Magic that you're tripping on, the Magic of the Happiest Place on Earth! 

3 comments:

Vintage Ruby said...

two things worth mentioning...
A) i love that your list of favorite rides adds up to nearly every ride in the park...

B) i hate to be the one to break it to you, but the fiery inferno in mr. toads is no longer in existence, sorry friend.

Lindsalon said...

MATTERHORN IS MY FAVORITE.
Ride Til I Die.

bret said...

I am hating. I hope the churro guy takes forever.